Chandler: Really? Joey: Jump off the high dive, stare into the barrel of a gun, pee into the wind! Chandler: Joey, I assure you, if I were staring into the barrel of a gun, I would be pretty much peeing every which-way. Joey: I've never been through the tunnel myself because the way I understand it, you can't go through it if you have more than one girl in the car but the way I see it, you face your fears same as anything else, you've got a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building, you've got a fear of bugs, get a bug, in your case you've got a fear of commitment so you go in there and be the most committed guy there was Rachel: Amazingly that actually makes sense. Under personal comments: "New York Knicks rule!" Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule! The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel Monica: Don't do that guy thing where you go all distant and mean, just so that WE'LL break up with you. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only.boy. Monica: Okay, all right, how's this? 27, Italian-American guy. Ross: Well, aren't you forgettin' something? What, what, what is, uh, what is that guy's name? Dad! So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. Ross: What are you talking about? Monica: I'm talking about me having a baby. Chandler: Well, you're gonna need much bigger jars. Rachel: What happened to your jam plan? Monica: I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. I better not do any - you know - lunges! The One with the Jam Joey: Whoa! Chandler: See, Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed. Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear! Joey: Look at me - I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando! Chandler: Ugh UGH! Joey: Phew! I tell you, it's hot with all this stuff on. Here it is: You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. Joey: You got "hate" from that? The One Where No One's Ready Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. Janice: A little birdie said something about ripping your arm off and throwing it at me. Joey: I didn't say "hate", I was really careful about that. Oh, and by the way, there is no "Count Rushmore"! Joey: Oh, yeah? Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain? pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna. The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy Joey: Look, what do you want me to say? Chandler: I want you to say that you like her! Joey: I can't. 1.23 The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion.1.14 The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break.1.13 The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner.1.12 The One Where Monica & Richard Are Just Friends.1.10 The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister.1.7 The One with the Giant Poking Device.1.3 The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel.1 The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy.